To decide who is worthy....
Authors Note: This fanfic is just that, a fanfic, I dont own the characters, Im a fan. I wrote this for fun, I make no money from this lucrative past time. This fanfic contains an inkling of language that would be unsuitable for minors and sexual situations/some sex so minors should turn the other way. If you dont like it dont worry about it, its just fiction, if you like it, show your appreciation by e-mailing me. Lemon Warning somewhat yeah, oh, and a touch of violence. This is my first attempt at a comedic fanfic, just a warning. For e-mail and website information please refer to the second authors note at the end of the fanfic. Thank you.
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The impact against the clothes, the progression of the shock-wave
to and though the flesh, the propagation within the muscle
followed by the ultimate absorption by the skeletal structure.
Were this a weaker man such an application of blunt force would
have undoubtedly severed and broken many of these obstacles in
its way. Being that its Ryoga, he hardly felt it. Actually
he used its force to spin his body like a top and strike out with
a kick that nearly caught Ranma full on in the face.
As soon as Ranma saw this he kicked out as well and altered his center of gravity, his face dipped as the kick came riffling in, Ryogas foot grazing the top of his nose. In comparison Ranmas newly launched kick was far more successful, it struck Ryoga in the shin, this was immediately followed up by bringing his other foot up to catch Ryoga in his unguarded skull. He stumbled back and nearly lost his footing, it took all of his will power not to reach down and rub his shin but he re-focused his thoughts and resumed a fighting stance.
Ranma fell to the ground from using both of his legs but came back up fast with an attempted kick to the solar plexus, but Ryoga rolled out of the way, triggering a small explosion in his wake via the basi tenketsu. Ranma jumped high to avoid the ruble and saw over the debris at the apex of his jump. He zeroed in on Ryoga and went into a diving kick. Meanwhile Ryoga was expecting the attack to come from directly ahead and never expected it to come from above. When it connected it was a sight to be seen, energy was released in the form of heat, light, and sound. Ryogas head followed the same trajectory as Ranmas foot straight into the ground until the differences in momentum between Ryogas head and Ranmas foot caught up to each other. Ryogas head flung out from under Ranmas foot and Ryogas whole body spun effortlessly in the air for a moment then tumbled across the lawn where he laid motionless on his back.
On the other side of the yard Ranma seemed to have dug him self in pretty deep. He dug a trench, starting out shallow where he connected with the land then progressively widening and deepening till he came to a stop, and now he was up to his neck in earth. The next one to rise would be the winner, and while Ryoga is tough he was pretty much out cold, so even though an exhausted Ranma had to shovel away for thirty minutes with his tongue to get his arms free, he still managed to beat Ryoga in this battle.
The whole of the battle had only lasted about ten minutes start to finish but after being forced to be immobile for so long Ranma was definitely feeling it and cramping up. He half walked, half staggered toward Ryoga Hey, Ryoga, get up! Ryoga opened his eyes I wasnt sleeping, Ive been waiting for you to dig yourself out of your hole Ranma was getting irate, Then why didnt you help me out, I mean, what are pals for Ryoga sat up and shook his fist at Ranma Pals, who are you calling pal Ranma? Were sworn enemies!? Ranma was definitely upset now Youre just pissed because I beat you and that means I get to have sex with Akane tonight! Ryoga went silent and cast his eyes downward for a moment.
They both just stood there in silence, then the window opened above. Akane looked out though the window at the two of them and yelled Its getting dark, hurry up and get in here.... Im needy! and pulled the window shut. Ranma reached a hand down to Ryoga and Ryoga accepted and was pulled to his feet. They both walked into the house together, Ranma leading Ryoga hand in hand and went straight to Akanes room. Ranma walked in first followed by Ryoga. Akane looked judgmentally between the two, So who won? Ranma and Ryoga looked at each other before Ranma responded I won Akane dropped her robe revealing that she was naked underneath and fell back onto the bed. Well come on big boy, weve only got all night then she winked at Ranma.
Meanwhile Ryoga went to the bath room. He reached up and found the guide wire marked furo and held on as he walked, it was attached to a track in the ceiling and if he paid attention and didnt rip it out of the track it would lead him there with no problem. It was boring, but it was also reliable so it did happen to be one of those three out of four times that the rail let him reach his target in the house. He quickly splashed some cold water on himself and used a similar system on the floor to get back to Akanes room and lay in his little bed that Akane had made him.
Ryoga noted with a bit of satisfaction that Ranma was still in the foreplay stages. Ryoga thought to himself, *I must have beat him up better then I thought for him to not be pounding into her by now* P-chan settled into his bed more now *Its strange that weve all been married together for three years now and she still pretends that she doesnt know Im P-chan, at least I think shes pretending...*
Ranma was just getting to the actual deed and was going at it with abandonment. First it was the bed that was shaking, then the walls, then pretty much the whole room was shaking free of the whole house. Akane was screaming at the top of her lungs and P-chan buried his head in his blankets *I cant believe Ive lost for almost a week straight now* Bweee.... Then just as suddenly as it had started everything stopped moving and it was over. P-Chan looked up to see what damage had been done, a little cracked plaster and a few holes in the drywall, thats about normal. Akane just laid there glowing but Ranma was already getting dressed. She reached up and pulled on his newly donned shirt You know Ranma, next time maybe I could take you and Ryoga, at the same time she smiled innocently. Ranma tapped her on the head and gave a little chuckle, Youre such a whore. she giggled and sat up to pat him on the head I know..
Ryoga was off like a shot, into the bath room to change back to a man then following the track to Akanes room screaming a battle cry of Ranma!!!! Youre dead, no one talks to Akane like that!! He kicked Ranma off the bed and out the window. The only person left in the room was Akane, she smiles and sticks out her tongue cute like, Oh those two Akane smiled again then looks to the window longingly, I really hope Ryoga wins this time! Out side the sounds of battle were just beginning...
Authors Rant: See, it was just a short fanfic, I just needed to
get something out there, you know, I was looking at all the old
fanfiction authors who I used to read stuff from since Im
just getting back into fanfiction and almost every last one of
them have given up. I feel like some kind of dinosaur, like one
day Ill go walking outside and Harrison Ford dressed as
Indiana Jones is going to run me down with a whip while Steven
Spielberg follows along on top of some vehicle with a camera
mounted on it shouting that he needs more action. Yes, a dying
breed am I, I may not write good fanfics but I feel like I owe
the fanfiction community for all the fanfiction they turn out.
Thank about it, I am a consumer to the max, I take in what,
probably about 100 megs of fanfiction for every 100 kilobytes
that I turn out, I mean, what the heck! Anyway, my e-mail is Rob.Vincent@gmail.com
or you can go
to my web site http://www.destructve.com/rvincent/
more fanfiction, it should be up for awhile, anyways, thank you
for reading and have a great day!
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